0197_Got Straight A's In Gym Class

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Oh, am I making you uncomfortable, right now..?
"Sowwy."

God!  I'm so inexperienced at this; and I really want to make you happy.
Oopsie..!  Did I just say what I'm thinking, out loud?
How embarrassing is that..?

Oh, but I bet you could teach me a whole lot of cool stuff.

Good Gracious!

I've always had this "HUUUUGE" thirst for knowledge
and I'm really, really, really eager to learn.

R-Really..?

Uh-huh...

Yes, sir.  I've always been a really good student.
I did my homework and got straight "A's" in Gym Class.

Is this a dream?
Is this happening?

So, if you were to teach me, I promise you, I will work really
hard and make you proud of me.

Oh, and if I make any mistakes...

Then, you should sternly discipline me.

???

I know I've said it before, but I just love what your friends
did to your hair, after last night?

I was worried about how you would react.  I was just starting
to let it grow out.  But the best man insisted that all the groomsmen
needed to be "high and tight," for the wedding photos.
Who an I to argue with their wishes?

My daddy is retired from the Navy.
32 years of "high and tight" and he
won't have it any other way.

Well, I think you look really sexy.
Hey, I have a juicy secret to tell you;
and it's pretty naughty?

(whispering)
I'm really tight too.
"WOOF!"