0179_Son Of A Sailor

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Let's change the subject.

Sooooo...  Last week, my folks came up to visit with me and Stacy.

Oh Lord!
And how is your mother and that
"Son of a, son of a, son of a, son of a, son of a sailor?"

Well, they absolutely adore their granddaughter, of course.

But, when I told them that you were finally being discharged from both "Landstuhl" and the army,

And that at last, you were coming home to me for good?

Well, you're not going to believe this and Dad will deny it, but...

That tough old Senior Chief started sobbing, and told me how proud
he was to have you for a son-in-law.

He handmade that medal display case, as a "Welcome Home" present.

Well...  That's...  Really..?
Uh, that was nice of him.  And how is your mother?

You know mom...  She hasn't stopped crying since that day you
were deployed.  Sometimes I used to join her for a 
"howling chorus" of woe is us.

But, she really started sobbing buckets, when I told them, you
were starting up a private practice and here's your office.

"TODAY'S WEATHER:
IT'S DAMN HOT!!!
NOW BACK TO MUSIC."

Zap!
Ouch!  I believe I can feel your mother's pain!