0176_Viking Shield Maidens

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Gus..?

Hmm..?

Who's the most beautiful girl in the whole wide world?

Our Daughter, of course.

Yes, she is.

*Bananarama version of "Venus" on radio.
"A goddess on a mountain top
Was burning like a silver flame
The summit of beauty and love
And Venus was her name.
She's got it
Yeah, baby, she's got it
Well, I'm your Venus
I'm your fire, at your desire."

Who else, but the most beautiful woman in the world,
could make the most beautiful girl?

You and you maternal bloodline.
Those dominant XX chromosomes.

My grandpa told me the story, of the longboat,
brewed with Viking shield maidens, shipwrecked
off the French Coast, near a trappist monastery.

Systematically, raping every monk, the 
young and old, for more than a decade.

Leaving a lineage of beautiful, Normans,
whose bloodline still carries to this day.

The raid ironically named by the warriors, "Beaumont."

"SWEET MOUNT"

And you, my dearest, are "a double whammy."
Both your parents are distant descendants.

SKÂL!