0128_Mischievious Water Nymphs

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Let's see...  What have we go here..?
Something really juicy, perhaps??
What's this?
Something about a girl's slumber party?

Really, Miss Desmond?  Is this really necessary?

"Though she had, what her father called, a HIGH PEDIGREE."
"Sloane's mother still wanted her to socialize with girls her own age.."
Oooooo..!  This should be really good.

2015:  Miss Mary Anne Martin's Slumber Party.
Unaware that the author was, in fact, sitting in the 
room, the girls took turns reading aloud, highlighted
sections of the book, "Anonymously Alone," which Miss
Martin had "swiped" from her mother's bedside drawer.
Revelry ensued to a fever pitch, due to one of the girls
bringing two bottles of 100 proof peppermint schnapps.

Uh-oh..!  Naughty, naughty, naughty!

When everyone oat the party was thoroughly inebriated,
the girls started pressing Sloane on what it was like
to be in college and if she ever had the opportunity to
"do it" with any boy at the college.  At this point, drunk,
"Doctor" Carlisle began lecturing and demonstrating a class 
in "How To Kiss A BOY" to the awestruck and giggling girls.
She talked about foreplay, positions, and demonstrated
oral techniques, involving bananas and pitted peach halves.
"Fun games she claimed to have learned in college."

Big whoop!  Sounds like your typical slumber party to me.
Albeit a lot more informative than any party I ever...
Oh..!  Oh my...

While others played party games like "Pass the Orange,"
Sloane was secretly coerced into the master bathroom by
Misses Daphne Dunn and Caroline Marks.  They wanted to
play a "tickle game", with the hand-held shower massage.
They were then "caught and busted," at an awkwardly loud
climactic moment, in the jacuzzi, by Mary Martin's mother.
At this moment, Sloane was simultaneously "helping" both
girls locate and properly stimulate the "mysterious" and
"spectacularly awesome" Grafenberg Spot, with enthusiasm.
Mrs Martin was subsequently "persuaded," by the three
"mischievous water nymphs," not to tell their parents.

Holy taboolicious, Batman!!

Did that really happen?

I was so blind drunk that night, I can't remember this.
Is this why Mrs Martin sends me a Christmas card, every year?
Whoa!