0123_The Bachelorette

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OH MY GOD!
WERE YOU SERIOUSLY PRESENTED WITH AN OFFER,
TO STAR IN A SEASON OF "THE BACHELORETTE?"

WEIRD...

I MEAN, YOU'RE GORGEOUS, BUT THOSE SHOWS ARE GEARED FOR MORONS.

I THREW THEM OUT OF MY OFFICE.

NOW THIS IS JUST FREAKY.

Speaks fourteen languages.  Fluently.
French, German, Japanese, Mandarin, Cantonese,
Russian, Italian, Spanish, Portuguese (Brazilian),
Korean, Bengali, Swedish, Norwegian and Yiddish.

Motorcycle touring, hiking, swimming, dancing.
Collects baseball cards, Marvel comics, and rare books.
Enjoys Science Fiction movies and literature.
2011 San Diego ComiCon, Minor altercation with FOX
executive, regarding the cancelation of "Firefly."

Enjoys 70s-80s Puck Music.  (New York / LA Punk)
Also the works of many female musical artists.
Regards Laurie Anderson and Kate Bush as geniuses.
Whenever in Japan, tries to see a Shonen Knife show.

A longtime fan of the game of baseball.
Plays third base for the law firm's Business Unisex League
softball team.
Batting average:  .315!

YIPES!!
SOMEONE CALL COOPERSTOWN.