0120_ANONYMOUS

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PFFFTT..!
IS THAT WHAT PHILOSOPHERS DO AS A CAREER?
SIT AROUND, QUOTING OTHER PHILOSOPHERS?

(SCREW YOU)
IT SOUNDS BETTER IN GERMAN.

WHAT DO YOU BELIVE?
NEVERMIND, WE'LL GET BACK TO THAT.

DO WE HAVE TO?

After graduation, Sloane Carlisle ran away from home.
Spent the spring and summer of 2013, Through Hiking
The Appalachian Trail, from Georgia to Maine, alone.
During this time, she wrote the highly controversial best seller,
"ANONYMOUSLY ALONE."  NY Times called it "and overdue
neo-feminist comparative to Philip Roth's, "Portnoy's Complaint."
The Christian Science Monitor Labeled it "Pubescent Pornographic
Filth" and "Dangerous" and campaigned for an "EXPLICIT LABEL."
Banned and burned in every Bible Belt State in the USA.
Decried as "Blasphemous" by every Orthodox and Evangelical faith.
Blamed for the sudden rise of young Amish girls, in Pennsylvania, 
leaving the Amish Church, seeking college educations.

THAT WAS YOU?  Y-YOU'RE "ANONYMOUS?"

I STARTED WRITING IT TO BE JUST A SILLY SATIRICAL RANT OF A LONELY,
HORNY PRE-TEEN GIRL.  IT'S BEEN BLOWN WAY OUT OF PROPORTION.

MY MOTHER BOUGHT ME THAT BOOK, WHEN I FIRST GOT MY PERIOD.

AWWW...
THAT'S REALLY SWEET.