0117_Trixx Ain't For This Kid

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OKAY...

SLOANE ELAINA CARLISLE  AGE: 23
Born: 29, December 1999 10:48AM.
U of PA-Penn Presbyterian Hospital,
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Parents: Dr. Sharron L. and Rev. Joshua T. Carlisle

HMMM...  CAPRICORN.

PFFTT..!

WUNDERDIND
Determined to be "Highly Gifted" before 3 years old.
At 6 years:  Concert pianist.  (performed with Philadelphia Philharmonic)
(particular passion for Mozart and Brahms)
Member, MESSA INTERNATIONAL (Tested, "off the charts")
8 - 10 yrs: Ghostwriter, several best selling "autobiographies."
Titles include...  

Home schooled by parents and specialized tutors,
until the age of 9.  (GED + ADVANCED PLACEMENT)
Described by an E.D. auditor, "It's not a matter
what she knows...  It's more, what she understands."
Parents were determined to have daughter grow in 
normal environment, with children of her own age.
Brownie Scouts,  "Play dates"  Sports Leagues, etc...
By age 9, however, Sloane started attending classes
at The University of Pennsylvania.
Graduate:  Suma Cuna Lauda by 10 1/2.
Delivered Valedictorian address, titled:
"TRIX AIN'T FOR THIS KID...  YOU EAT IT."

DAMN GIRL..!
YOU WERE ON STEELY-EYED SHARPSHOOTER!

I AM STILL.