0095_Never Mind The Bullocks

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IT WAS A GOOD PLAN.  IT SHOULD HAVE WORKED.

"MAN PLANS AND GOD LAUGHS."

OH, YOU WERE JUST ACHING TO SAY THAT, WERN'T YOU, ANGEL?

I'M JUST SAYING...  YOU NEVER KNOW.

YOU NEVER KNOW.

WELL, I SAY, "NEVER MIND THE BULLOCKS."

WE NEED TO GET PROACTIVE, HERE.

LAST NIGHT WASN'T "PROACTIVE" ENOUGH?

SHUT UP!

WE DIDN'T FAIL.  WE JUST DIDN'T SUCCEED.

YOU SMOKED TOO MUCH WEED. 

AGAIN...  SHUT UP.

LET'S RECAP ON THIS MORNING.

STASI WANTED TO KILL US.

AND WHY..?

WE ALL KNOW WHY.  SHE THOUGHT WE WERE SEDUCING-

SHE THOUGHT STACY WAS IN DANGER.

SHE WANTS TO PROTECT HER.

SHE HASN'T BEEN THIS "COMMANDING" SINCE HER-

SHICE HER MOTHER'S CANCER.

ANGEL & DEVIL:  THAT'S RIGHT!!!

JINX

DON'T BE DUMB.  STAY FOCUSED.

STASI IS IN LOVE WITH STACY?

SHE JUST DOESN'T "KNOW IT" YET.

TWO, PAIN IN THE ASS, STAR-CROSSED VIRGINS.

THAT'S HOW THIS WHOLE MESS STARTED, IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!

THIS TIME, I'VE GOT A BETTER PLAN.

OH, LORD.

*SIGH...  WHAT'S YOUR PLAN?

ALRIGHT..!  HERE WE GO!

THIS WILL BE EPIC!

THEY "RESCUE EACH OTHER" AT THE SAME TIME AND FALL INTO EACH OTHER'S TREMBLING ARMS.

WE'LL NEED THE FOLLOWING...

EVERYTHING PAID IN CASH.  NON-TRACEABLE.  NO NAMES.

JUDE FINDS A VERY REMOTE, RUN DOWN / ROMANTIC COBIN.

ONE BED, KING SIZE, OAK POSTS, AN AMISH QUILT BED SPREAD.

A BLACK TINED PANEL VAN, ZIP TIES, BURNER PHONES, 100 FEET OF NYLON ROPE,
4 NINJA OUTFITS (BLACK), FIVE GALLONS OF KEROSINE, 2 BALL GAGS, 16 GAUGE WIRE,
TIMER, SHOTGUNS, 4 TASERS, DUCT TAPE, SEX TOYS, AND...

WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING?!

WE KIDNAP BOTH OF THEM AND TIE TEM, FACE TO FACE, STARK NAKED ON THE BED.
AND THEN WE...