0058_The MADMAN Trust

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YOU WERE ARRESTED AND HELD YOUR "WRAP PARTY" IN A CITY HOLDING CELL!

THEY DROPPED THE CHARGES!  WE HAD A PERMIT AND TIGHT SECURITY.
BUT BEST OF ALL, THE MAYOR'S SISTER WAS CAST IN THE ROLE OF KEYHAAR.

NOW, I HEAR SOMEONE UPLOADED A RECORDING ON THE INTERNET!!!

"OH, BRAMBLES"...
UN... JUDE..?

WAIT...  WHAT.?!

YEAH...  I WANTED TO SURPRISE YOU WITH THE NEWS TONIGHT.

YOU DID IT.?!  YOU DID IT.?!

HEH.! JINX AGAIN.

JUDE.?!!

WHAT CAN I SAY..?  IT WAS A GREAT SHOW!
YESTERDAY...  OVER A MILLION LIKES!

AND NOW, I'M IN TALKS, FOR FILMING A DVD RELEASE, WITH
SEVERAL ADULT FILM STUDIOS AND THE ADAMS ESTATE.

REALLY???

HAVE YOU GONE CRAZY?!

FOR SOME REASON, THE ADAMS ESTATE HAS MISGIVINGS...
BUT I'VE HEARD A RUMOR THAT AXEL BRAUN MAY BE INTERESTED.

OH, HE'S GOOD..!

WHO???

I KNOW, RIGHT.?!
AND ALL THE PROFITS WILL GO TO THE WORLD WILDLIFE FUND.
THROUGH THE NEWLY FOUNDED, "MARIA A. DESMOND MEMORIAL
ANIMAL AND NATURE TRUST".  AKA: THE "MADMAN TRUST".

Y-YOU FORMED A TRUST..?

IN MON'S NAME..?

WELL, OF COURSE I DID...  THE PLAY WAS HER IDEA.

UHHHH..!

UHHHH..!

*SIGH...  JINX.

GOD DAMNIT, JUDE!!!  YOU CAME THIS CLOSE TO MAKING ME FORGET
THAT I'M FURIOUS WITH YOU TWO!!!