0057_ORYCYOLAGUS CUNICULUS

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JUDE PRODUCES THAT FURRY OUTDOOR STAGE PLAY, BASED ON "WATERSHIP DOWN" ?!

"ORYCTOLAGUS CUNICULUS"

AND CAST YOUSELVES IN THE ROLES OF HAZE AND HYZENTHLAY?!

RICHARD ADAMS WAS A GENIUS.

HUH?

THE WRITER?  I THINK HE WAS A-

OF COURSE ADAMS WAS A GENIUS!  DUH!!!  MOM USED TO READ HIS WORKS TO ME, WHEN
I WAS LITTLE.  I LIKE "THE PLAGUE DOGS" BUT...
GOD DAMMIT, JUDE!!!  QUIT PLAYING YOU CHILL MIND GAMES ON ME!!!

IT'S JUST JUDE BEING JUDE, STASI.

I DON'T LIKE "SHARDICK" MUCH...
 
BABE..

BEARS SCARE ME.

JUDE!!!

IT WAS FOR A GOOD CAUSE...  SUBURBAN SPRAWL IS WRECKING HAVOC ALL OVER THE NATIONS-

IT WAS X-RATED!!!

YEAH, WELL...  WE NEEDED A GREAT EDGE, TO DRAW ATTENTION TO THE-

YOU INVITED THE NEW YORK TIMES!
AND THE WASHINGTON POST!

THAT GUY FROM THE HUFFINGTON POST JUST SHOWED UP ON HIS OWN...
HE HEARD A RUMOR THAT A KARDASHIAN WAS IN THE CAST.
WHAT A CELEBPHILE WEIRDO, HE WAS.

BUT HE DID WRITE THAT OUR PRODUCTION WAS "SUI GERERIS" AND THAT MORGAN'S ACTIONS,
IN THE FINAL MATING SCENE, WAS "LUSTROUS" AND LEFT HIM LITERALLY "MOONSTRUCK".

HE STOLE THAT "SUI GENERIS" FROM AN OLD BOOK REVIEW, BABE.

REALLY???

OH YEAH...  FUCKING HACK.

HUH... WELL, HE MAY BE A LOUSY WRITER BUT HE WAS VER CORDIAL TO YOU.

OH SURRRRE...  CORDIAL TO MY FUZZY "COTTON TAIL"...