Blue Lights

Oh yeah, and if these were ultraviolet light lamps, we could even see the glowing cum, how cool that would be  I would love to be sprayed on my face with fluoridating liquid.... I can't believe I said that out loud.... 

Although I don't recommend staying in such light for too long, it doesn't sound healthy for the skin  But it probably makes the dirty fun relatively sterile and germ-free 

18 minutes ago, x17 said:

Hmm ... I assume you would be shining like a signal buoy from afar under UV light ? 

It is not that conspicuous, I would have to spread it over a bigger area of the body or collect a particularly large not-from-one-source amount in one concentrated area... both activities, of course, which I have never had anything to do with in practice 

Also, you know the saying, mention ejaculating on your face, they will hear you all the way in Croatia and respond immediately... 

10 minutes ago, x17 said:

because of the ample amounts of magic cream that makes skin rejuvenated  Well, you get to spare a lot on various inferior cremes, so both profit and youthful look

One sometimes sees this dubious advice popping up here and there on various forums and groups discussing beauty care and anti-aging....  One would think that it was spread by guys horny for mature ladies... 

10 minutes ago, x17 said:

 ... and you probably drink the rest, just in case not to spoil. 

...but I really don't know why I thought that 

10 minutes ago, x17 said:

Ah, thats why you look so youthful (well, I assume so... dont know how you look, ofc)

It's getting harder and harder for me to look like a woman in her very early 20s  However, I am helped by my short stature, cute voice and superbly feigned inexperience... 

3 minutes ago, x17 said:

Well, mature ladies are usually volunteering a lot for such anti-aging attempts with various cremes, so they try it from all sources. But younger ones also ... as preventive care.

Im sure some other things also get harder around you, so you dont need to worry about your age at all.   

Geez guy, you are extremely sex-oriented in almost everything you say!  This is really quite disturbing. If you had started talking like that on our first date, I swear I would have turned 360 degrees and walked out  (or in?  ...under?)

Also, @Trapp, I apologize for all of this smut in the comments under your picture, though I hope you at least smiled a little. It's always like that with this guy, he pulls the most obscene things out of me  My mother would not like him 

26 minutes ago, x17 said:

Youre right, I think I need some kind of disciplinary action. 

 From my mom?  She would use a wooden dough roller, that's what I'll say about it

Well well well, am I going to need to get the hose? 

How did we go from a discussion on UV light sex (which this is just regular light lol) to cum as a beauty supplement to what not to say on a first date? You guys are awesome lol!